Greetings fellow plutonians! Now we board starship 555, means 'fast, fast, fast' to the Earth. Let's explore the Earth and the organisms on it. Let's Go!
"3,2,1, prepare for launching of starship", the engine started and blew the starship off land and up into the air. The lights were switched off when the starship took off. "Ding Dong" and the lights were switched on again. There came an announcement " Good Afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking, once again welcome aboard on starship 555, since it is '555' we'll be there in an hours time, please enjoy yourselves while being with us, thank you.
An hour later...
Now I present you, ...The Earth! But first let's apply some invisibility gel. Okay, here we go. Look at those earthlings, they are shorter and prettier than us and they speak too. They move around by some boxy and shiny metal thing called cars. They swear, they talk and they have something called body language.
Let me give an example, look at the guy in front, he does not smile. In theory, humans or rather homo sapiens do not smile when they aren't happy. This means he is sad or angry. That's scary, run away from 'em before he strikes. Yikes!
Wow, what's the crowd there, mister tour guide?
Let's see...
A group of people flashing their cameras desperately to a person.
Ohhh, a celebrity! Who's that?
Brad Pitt!!!
He is so famous, even we plutonians love him.
Those camera flashing dudes are indeed paparazzis.
Let's look at the surroundings
eww...
What's that smell?
So much blue and red bags floating in the waterway nearby. I think that must be the cause of the horrid smell! Now we know that Earthlings are so dirty and selfish! I don't like these characteristics!
Okay, plutonians, off to north pole, to see the rather cute bear like animal called polar bears.
What happen?... It wasn't like that since we had a visit here 2 years ago. Hey, be careful when walking on thin ice, they are fragile and can break easily-look here and there- where are the polar bears??? Oh look I see one there,they are desperately clawing onto an iceberg, a small one. Why? I recalled that it wasn't that hot here last time. Oh yeah, how could I forget! Global warming. The polar bears are nearly extinction, they will be totally wiped out in less than 50 years. That means we won't see polar bears 50 years from now. The blimey weather seals its fate in less than 5o years. That's too sad. The shortage of food causes the male to eat the female polar bears as they are weaker than the male ones.
Okay, it's time we go home and hope you all will join our next trip here in 2 years time, thank you.